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[G]If I was in the f[G]ridge 
would you [C]open the door[C]
[G]If I was the [Em]grass 
would you [D]mow your lawn[D]
[G]If I was your [G]body 
would you still[C] wear clothes[C]
[G]If I was a b[Em]ooger 
would you [D]blow your nose[D]
Where would you [C]keep it 
Would you [D]eat it
I'm just [G]tryin to give 
myself a [Em]reason 
[C]for [D]being [G]around

[G]If I was the f[G]ront porch swing 
would you [C]let me hang[C]
[G]If I was the d[Em]ance floor 
would you s[D]hake your thing[D]
[G]If I was a [G]rubber check 
would you [C]let me bounce[C]
[G]Up and [Em]down inside your 
[D]bank account[D]
Would ya [C]trust me 
not to [D]break you
I'm just [G]tryin really hard 
to [Em]make you 
[C]notice me [D]being [G]around

[G]

[G]If I was a [G]haircut 
would you [C]wear a hat[C]
[G]If I was a [Em]maid 
could I [D]clean your flat[D]
[G]If I was the [G]carpet 
would ya [C]wipe your feet[C]
[G]In time to [Em]save me from mud 
[D]off the street[D]
If you [C]like me if you [D]love me 
why don't you [G]get 
down on your knees
and [Em]scrub me
I'm a little [C]grubby[D]
From being [G]around